‘Ninja Combat ACA NEOGEO’ Review – No, I am Not One with the Universe – TouchArcade

With a whole lot of large video games checked off the record already, it looks like Hamster is circling again round and filling out the ACA NEOGEO line with titles from the earliest period of the console’s life. This week noticed the discharge of yet one more a kind of video games, this time the ninja-flavored beat-em-up Ninja Fight ($3.99). It’s one a lot of you’ve probably performed sooner or later, however is it any good? Was it ever? Shaun investigates.

Truthfully talking, there isn’t an entire lot to say about Ninja Fight as a recreation. It’s not excellent, particularly within the sober gentle of retrospect. It has just a few fascinating concepts, some good and a few unhealthy. Having your characters toss shuriken as a substitute of utilizing their fists or ft as a primary assault was uncommon, and it by chance robs the sport of these good oomphs and thwacks that drive a whole lot of the satisfaction in brawlers. It has unlockable extra characters that you simply’ll get entry to as you play the sport, which helps hold it contemporary throughout even when these different characters aren’t very cool. Usually it tries to be completely different, and I feel that’s the place it usually journeys over its ft.

Hamster has executed its typical job right here, with the identical additional modes and choices we’ve seen in all the ACA NEOGEO line. Meaning you get exterior controller help, which isn’t a nasty thought in any respect right here. You’ll want exterior controllers to play in two-player mode, which is native solely. On-line leaderboards are right here, even when this isn’t actually the type of recreation the place rating attacking is way enjoyable. When you’re caught with contact controls it isn’t the worst factor on this planet. You may credit score feed your means throughout in any case, and it doesn’t take a whole lot of finger wizardry to play a beat-em-up this primary.

Nicely, let’s digress a bit of. Ninja Fight, because it seems, was not a launch title for the NEOGEO console in Japan. It was very shut. Shut sufficient that it made it for the North American launch just a few months later. And that’s why I have a tendency to consider it as a launch title. When the NEOGEO launched within the West, I used to be about eleven years outdated. I used to be spending a whole lot of time at arcades with my mates, and I bear in mind the primary time we entered our typical arcade and heard these booming audio system on the NEOGEO MVS. I don’t bear in mind all 4 of the video games loaded on there, however I do know that Ninja Fight was considered one of them.

Like most youngsters born within the period I used to be born in, I believed ninjas have been simply in regards to the coolest factor ever. Not actual ninjas, after all. However the foolish superhero-ish ninjas that pervaded popular culture within the Nineteen Eighties. So the dual protagonists of Ninja Fight, with their Day-Glo outfits and full lack of stealth, appealed enormously to me. I believed it was cool that they threw shuriken as a substitute of punching. There was a button that made them do backflips! There are such a lot of weapons they will decide up, too. And heck, take a look at the way in which they stroll. Rigorously placing one foot in entrance of the opposite, as ninjas do.

Maybe as a result of I didn’t have entry to NEOGEO video games at residence, a few these early video games actually caught in my mind, and Ninja Fight and Cyber-Lip have been in all probability the 2 greatest. I might daydream about them. I might draw the characters on the again of faculty worksheets. To me, these video games have been among the many perfect one might discover wherever. After they have been shuffled out of the MVS’s rotation for retains, I mourned them. I waited for ports to the Tremendous NES or Genesis. I imply, we received Deadly Fury. We received Artwork of Combating. We received World Heroes. Certainly these ports of Ninja Fight and Cyber-Lip are coming. However they didn’t. At the moment, I actually couldn’t determine why. Finally they light significantly from my mind. Road Fighter II, you perceive. Mortal Kombat. Straightforward to maneuver on.

I didn’t get the possibility to play these video games once more for properly over a decade. Ah, time to play Cyber-Lip and Ninja Fight once more, these implausible arcade classics of my youth. It didn’t take lengthy with both title for me to understand why they hadn’t been ported. Why nearly nobody else talked about them. Why no different child round me had been obsessive about their characters and gameplay mechanics like I used to be. These video games weren’t good. They weren’t good in any respect. They weren’t memorably unhealthy, both. They have been plain toast. An unsalted cracker. As consequential to the NEOGEO as half the songs on the typical pop music album have been to the one that purchased it. They crammed the slots, grabbed just a few cash from folks gawking on the new cupboard, and light away when it turned clear they weren’t catching as a lot consideration as different video games.

Why on Earth would anybody play Cyber-Lip as a substitute of Metallic Slug? Who of their proper thoughts would play Ninja Fight as a substitute of Sengoku 3? The lies that nostalgia likes to inform have been laid naked as soon as I had fired up these video games once more and reminiscence clashed with actuality. Dangerous video games. Boring video games. Boo. One other one for the pile with Bubsy the Bobcat, Highway Runner’s Dying Valley Rally, and The Rocketeer for the NES. The idiot loves of a idiot baby whose creativeness might fill in any gaps left by an over-worked improvement workforce.

And but, and but. And but I nonetheless purchase Ninja Fight and Cyber-Lip when they’re made newly accessible on a console or system that I personal. I do know precisely what sorts of video games these are actually, and I do know I’m not going to have a very good time taking part in them once more. However I purchase them, and I play them, not precisely totally certain as to why. Most likely chasing my childhood, like many people do. Maybe hoping to search out one thing good to latch on to, in order that I would tout them as a hidden gem in some type of fancy record of video games the place I’m making an attempt to appear to be an iconoclast. However there simply isn’t that type of factor in Ninja Fight. Nothing however a pair of Day-Glo ninjas awkwardly swinging golf equipment at significantly much less snazzily-dressed opponents, their hair flapping in an ideal rhythm as their our bodies heave with every breath.

I purchase, I play. And so I’ve once more. And it’s right here on this meandering essay that I say the solely purpose you need to decide up Ninja Fight ACA NEOGEO is in the event you, too, are affiliated with this specific shade of instances passed by. I can’t think about most different folks getting a lot out of it, because it might be the blandest NEOGEO beat-em-up of all of them. So sure, this one is just for Shaun and individuals who have learn all of those phrases and nodded their heads to at the very least half of them. The remaining ought to merely wait and see what subsequent Wednesday brings as a substitute. Possibly Cyber-Lip?